Oct
14
2008
I was preparin’ for my next fishin’ trip last night and I decided to see what sort of thing Real Men were packing these days. I searched for bacon stuff, and guess what I found! The Double Bacon Hamburger Fatty Melt.
I don’t think I’m in love, I know it!
In trying times like these, we Real [...]
Oct
13
2008
I tell you, Slick, I go huntin’ for a bit and you get all negativy on me. You should get out more! And I mean, out in the woods, like me. Then you’d be a whole lot smarter.
I mean, look at your last several posts. Nothing but economy, economy, economy! You and Chick Little.
Well, today [...]
Oct
12
2008
The End of the World is Nigh!
George W. Bush, 43rd President, has overseen one of the most controversial times in American history.
The new was barely off his toy when the 9/11 attacks brought Islamic terrorism to U.S. soil. Reprisals, including pre-emptive wars in Afghanistan and Iraq, followed.
He was in charge when Katrina and Rita [...]
Oct
10
2008
Goodbye, Capitalism. Hello, Socialism, American Style…
Gone are discussions of environment, value issues, military adventurism and more. It’s all, and only, about the economy now. And we’re well on our way to bankrupting the nation and the world.
Let’s be sure not to toss out the golden goose with the bath water on this one. The system [...]
Sep
30
2008
A record drop of nearly 800 points one day, a huge rise of nearly 500 points the next. “Volatile” is too soft a word for jolts like that. And all because Wall Street wants handouts from taxpayers.
They throw a tantrum when the legislators balk, then dance on the trading floor when there’s a rumor the [...]
Sep
27
2008
As Mr. Rogers used to say, “Can you spell bankrupt?” By the time Fall Street, er, Wall Street, allied with their government lackeys, gets through with us, we won’t even have a sweater against the coming long winter of (economic) discontent.
Financial institutions got greedy, first with home equitly lines of credit (now over $1.1 trillion) [...]
Sep
18
2008
At the moment, our vaunted Federal financial whizzes are about to take a whiz in everybody’s beer. The formation of an “entity to absorb bad debt” will not only relieve bad decision-makers in our failing financial institutions to escape the consequences of their bad policies without so much as a bloody nose, this entity would [...]
Sep
01
2008
Slick, you whining Yuppie, next you’ll be railing against that most American of sports, wrasslin’. Give it a rest! We’re finally gonna get a woman elected into the White House.
And what a woman! She cleaned up the whole Alaska government, for crying out loud. Imagine what she can do once she thaws out and takes [...]
Aug
19
2008
Table of Contents for Ethanol's OkayRun Your Car on Corn Squeezin’sWe Got Plenty of Corn, and We Need the Jobs and Stuff
Slick, you missed again…
Everybody knows we got boocoops of corn. Even them fancy newspapers you read say so. We still export more of it than anybody else, even. Does that make sense? Usin’ [...]
Aug
07
2008
Table of Contents for Ethanol's OkayRun Your Car on Corn Squeezin’sWe Got Plenty of Corn, and We Need the Jobs and Stuff
Aw, come on, Slick! Get a grip. Making alcohol from corn is good for us. We’re going to get completely away from them money-sucking OPEC thieves! Haven’t you ever heard of the War [...]
